Sim Scintillating TOP 5 Reason Wonder Woman would Suck as a Girlfriend
#5 Relationships usually end, and just imagine dating after you
were with Wonder Woman. Even gorgeous women would seem so average after being
with her.
#4 I am entirely in favor of strong women with a self-reliant attitude;
however, doesn’t every man want to be needed just a little bit. She not only
wouldn’t need you she could do everything better than you.
#3 Every guy loves to have a beautiful woman on his arm as he
goes about his life. Seeing others check out your date –- granted we aren’t
supposed to admit this -– is a wonderful part of the social experience. The ‘well
done buddy’ nods other guys give you are usually worth the trials of dating a
beauty. Having admitted this, nobody wants their girl to draw the kind of
attention Wonder Woman is going to attract. You couldn’t leave her alone for a
second without some smooth talker with a Porsche, or at least a Porsche key
chain, sauntering over to take his shot.
#2 I talk in my sleep and I might accidentally say D.C. Comics
suck, because I’ve always been all about Marvel. That might not go well.
#1 Lasso of truth, well enough said. 
